Lu & Jarch

Today is National Honesty Day, and to celebrate Lu and Jarch asked everyone to call in with some honest feedback on the show. Plus there’s a new shower debate firing people up, do you face toward the showerhead… or away from it? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How many showers do you have per week? Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal the average number in various countries around the world – then confess how long they’ve gone without showering. Plus, Jarch has kept a list of the funny things his pregnant wife has cried over this week. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal that red heads are multiplying!!! We could be seeing a lot more ginger in the coming years, so to celebrate we play a game of “are you ginger?”. Lu and Jarch confess the silly thing they did while at the bank earlier today, and Lu tackles an “angry German lady” in Roll With It. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Things get a bit chaotic today when Lu and Jarch test out the theory that a vacuum cleaner can create the perfect ponytail. And we hear stories about times you were caught in a costume when you weren’t meant to be, after 3 men were arrested while wearing animal onesies. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Freeball Friday. Today on the show we revisit the moment Jarch got got caught dropping a fart in the lift at work, and it seems he's not the only one who has been caught farting. We perform a jingle for a small business in Queensland, and Reverse The Verse is back. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The listeners voted, so today on the show Lu and Jarch spend the full 2 hours handcuffed to each other. We play a brand new game, and find out what happened when Lu was left to look after a child before work today. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch revealed that men are 4x more likely to cry over football than the end of a relationship – so we want to know, what’s the funniest thing you’ve cried over? And find out why a police officer cuffed Lu at a restaurant last night. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lulu sends our producer a tonne of random texts, so today on the show we turned them all into a song. Judge Jarchy is in the studio, and we play a game where listeners need to guess whether Lu or Jarch are naked. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu gets the chance to shine in our brand new acting challenge called Roll With It. We ask people to share the foods they ate as kids that they didn’t realise “weren’t normal”, and Jarch has managed to embarrass himself in an elevator. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we asked when were you publicly embarrased, have a crack at guessing which sport belonged to funny names, and for the first time in a while we unpacked some Dads. HAVE A GREAT EASTER BREAK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu and Jarch are joined by The Inspired Unemployed…and we attempt a little prank on the pranksters. Plus Lu goes through some unintentional insults men have said to their partners, so take notes! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear adults confess to their silliest fears, after a grown man freaked out over a squirrel. The 10 cockiest male names have been revealed, and Jarch attended his very first parenting class over the weekend and it didn’t go to plan. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Freeball Friday which means it’s time for another Business Jingle. A listener calls in from Tennessee to tell us about a time she showed the wrong house for sale, so we want to know – when did you accidentally go into the wrong house? Plus, would you want to freeze your body when you die in the hopes of coming back to life in the future? SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories about diva dogs, after a video surfaced of a dog who refuses to walk on floorboards. Reverse The Verse is a landslide today, and we want to know what nostalgic things you’d like to bring back from the past. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu and Jarch verse each other in a game of “Animal or Not?”. We find out what happened when Jarch tried to drive his car out of the work car park after being a bit cheeky with his number plate. And Lu embarrassed herself in a meeting today. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu and Jarch have accidentally cost the company over $1000, so today on the show we want to know – how much did you cost your company? And Jarch had a nightmare this morning involving his car, air pods, and wallet. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Australia voted Lu’s bingle as better than Jarch’s last week, so today, Lu stitches Jarch up with a song writing lesson…from Birds of Tokyo. Will the tips help or hinder him for this weeks bingle? Plus, women share some of the most diabolical lies men have told them. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man has broken into the hippo enclosure, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – what did you break into? A listener has messaged in after her toddler stole something from an airport, and Lulu is chuffed with herself after a bouncer asked her for ID. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear about weird obsessions, after a little girl has gone viral for her obsession with chairs. And the top 10 clumsiest dog breeds in Australia have been revealed, the results might surprise you! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show it’s St Patricks Day, so Lulu puts Jarch to the test (he is 25% Irish after all). Dr Dal Din is back helping people solve the problems in the world and their lives. And Judge Jarchy dives deep into the pros and cons of strippers. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.